- Molly Hooper: He's addicted to it.
- [speaking of Stan's love for Clara's apple pie]
- Stan Hooper: I am not addicted.
- Molly Hooper: Honey, you come in here every day for a piece of that pie.
- Stan Hooper: Well, that's not an addiction, that's a habit.
- [then he licks the plate the pie was on]
- Molly Hooper: Ah, I love to sing Christmas carols. Do you think maybe I could join?
- Pete Peterson: Oh, well, we-we have to run it by Fred and-and Gary; the group was their idea.
- Lou Peterson: Well, gary would go for it, he loves Molly.
- Pete Peterson: Oh, that's true, and Brian would love to have Chelsea involved. I'm sure he'd go for it.
- Lou Peterson: And we'd be for it.
- Chelsea: I can be a Silent Knight? No way!
- Molly Hooper: I think they're saying we could both be Silent Knights.
- Lou Peterson: Except we can't call you Knights, because your'e girls. So, what can we call ya?
- Pete Peterson: I've got it! They could be Ladies of the Night!