- Hakeem Campbell: [Hakeem walks in with his laundry] Hey, Mo. I need to wash my clothes
- Moesha Mitchell: But Hakeem, Why don't you take 'em down to the river and beat 'em on the rocks like you always do?
- Hakeem Campbell: Come on, I mean I've worn everything I own five times. See.
- [thrusts laundry bag at her]
- Hakeem Campbell: Smell?
- Moesha Mitchell: Dang, Hakeem. You shouldn't put that in my face, man. Go ahead; Make sure you put some bleach, deodorant *and* a grenade up in that mug!