- Hector: I've been slapping down uppity females for 40 years. Not going to stop now.
- Molly MacDonald: Oh, Hector, you couldn't slap anyone down. Even if you were holding a large wet haddock in each hand.
- Lexie McTavish: Are you piping this beast in or not?
- Golly Mackenzie: Justine said not to bother with that stromash any more.
- Lexie McTavish: Oh she did, did she? Well, why don't we all just stop wearing kilts, eating deep fried Mars bars and hating the English, with other ancient Scottish traditions.
- Hector: Molly, that cell-like chamber downstairs.
- Molly MacDonald: The drawing room, yes.
- Hector: There's a hole in the wall.
- Molly MacDonald: It's called a hatch. I shall be conveying your supper through it. Baked beans on toast, and so on.
- Hector: Dreadfully suburban.