Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

Salad Days (1972)

Beulah Hughes: Various roles

Quotes 

• Biggles : [dictating]  Dear King Harkoff.

  Secretary : Of Norway, is that?

  Biggles : Just put down what I say.

  Secretary : Do I put *that* down.

  Biggles : Of course you don't put that down!

  Secretary : Well, what about *that*?

  Biggles : Look, don't put that down, just put down - wait a minute, wait a minute - now when I've got these antlers on I *am* dictating, and when I take them off I'm *not* dictating.

  Secretary : [typing]  I'm - not - dictating.

  Biggles : What?

  [putting the antlers back on] 

  Biggles : Read that back.

  Secretary : Dear King Harkoff, I'm not dictating. What?

  Biggles : No, no, no, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate!