"Monty Python's Flying Circus" The War Against Pornography (TV Episode 1972) - Graham Chapman as First Pepperpot, Surgeon Gumby, Mrs. Jalin, Loony, Sir Jane Russell, Sir John Cunningham

Mrs. Jalin : There's a man at the door with a mustache.

Mr. Jalin : Tell him I've already got one.
Sir John Cunningham : May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they are to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And finally, necrophilia is right out.

Graham Chapman: First Pepperpot, Surgeon Gumby, Mrs. Jalin, Loony, Sir Jane Russell, Sir John Cunningham