Miss Piggy: [Dom received a bouquet of roses intended for Miss Piggy, which he threw on the ground] Are those my roses?
Dom DeLuise: Yes, they were your roses. Someone sent roses to a P-I-G.
Miss Piggy: That amuses you?
Dom DeLuise: Yes.
[sings]
Dom DeLuise: The days of swine and roses...
Miss Piggy: [angry] Knock it off, chubbo!
Dom DeLuise: Chubbo?
Miss Piggy: Mm-hmm.
Dom DeLuise: Look who's talking.
Miss Piggy: Are you saying I am a little overweight?
Dom DeLuise: Little? Did I say little? No.
Miss Piggy: [seeing a basket of fruit on the table] Well, you're jealous, because I got all these flowers, and all you have is that little teensy basket of fruit.
Dom DeLuise: Actually, the little teensy basket of fruit is more suitable to you.
Miss Piggy: Ho! And why is that?
Dom DeLuise: I'll tell you why. Because...
[picks up an apple and jams it in Miss Piggy's mouth]
Dom DeLuise: ... it looks more natural.
[laughs]