The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Gilda Radner (1978)
Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Marvin Suggs, Billy the Bear
Quotes
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[Piggy is still stuck to Kermit, but is more affectionate than she was earlier]
Miss Piggy : Oh, Kermie-poo.
Kermit the Frog : Piggy, you're putting all your weight on me.
Miss Piggy : Mm-hm. Maybe we shall be stuck like this forever.
Kermit the Frog : I don't know how long I can go on supporting you.
Miss Piggy : [not realizing that Kermit is being literal] Well, if you think I'm gonna go out and work...
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Wayne : [missing his cue] Sorry I was late. I had to change the bus across town, and the traffic was terrible.
Miss Piggy : [holding onto a cliff edge by her fingers] Never mind. Just get me out of here.
Wayne : [noticing Uncle Deadly's boots] Say, I know those boots. Weren't you a flamenco dancer in Kansas City?
Uncle Deadly : Why yes, I was.
Wayne : Harry's Boom Boom Room?
Uncle Deadly : You caught my act?
Wayne : I could never figure out how you did that passe double thing, though.
Miss Piggy : Paso doble.
Uncle Deadly : Oh, quite simple, my boy. Quite simple. Music, maestro, please.
Miss Piggy : [exasperated] Music?
[Uncle Deadly starts to dance. Miss Piggy turns to the camera in disbelief. Uncle Deadly's feet come dangerously close to her hands]
Miss Piggy : What? Hey, hey. Cool it up there.
Uncle Deadly : Now to the Passionato del Thunderdoor, you give it an extra little flourish.
Miss Piggy : Watch it! Hey!
Wayne : [to Uncle Deadly] Aha! You mean like this?
[He starts dancing as well]
Miss Piggy : Whoo-hoo, hee-ha, hold it. Easy! Down, boy. Hold it. Hoo, hey. Cool it.
Uncle Deadly : Almost, almost. No, more like...
[He shows Wayne the dance again. Wayne joins in]
Miss Piggy : Hey! Hey! Hey, Deadly... Hey, wait, hey.
[Wayne steps on Piggy's hands, causing her to lose her grip and fall off the cliff screaming. Uncle Deadly and Wayne congratulate each other on their dancing]
Miss Piggy : I suppose you think that's funny!
