The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Gilda Radner (1978)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Muppet Newsman, Waldorf, Muppaphones
Quotes
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Gilda Radner : A seven-foot tall talking carrot?
The Carrot : Watch it, lady. I'm a star. I sang the hit song from Cole.
Kermit the Frog : Cole? Cole Porter?
Gilda Radner : Cole slaw. They paid him a huge celery.
The Carrot : Now she's stealing my jokes.
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : There. I have just placed on Gilda's forehead a single, teensy, weensy drop of Muppet's new super adhesive. Now we'll wait a moment for it to get tacky.
Statler : What are we waiting for?
Waldorf : For it to get tacky.
Statler : Another first for this show.
Waldorf : How's that?
Statler : It's the first time we've had to wait for it to get tacky.
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Kermit the Frog : Piggy, not right now, I'm stuck on the phone. Literally.
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[Piggy is still stuck to Kermit, but is more affectionate than she was earlier]
Miss Piggy : Oh, Kermie-poo.
Kermit the Frog : Piggy, you're putting all your weight on me.
Miss Piggy : Mm-hm. Maybe we shall be stuck like this forever.
Kermit the Frog : I don't know how long I can go on supporting you.
Miss Piggy : [not realizing that Kermit is being literal] Well, if you think I'm gonna go out and work...