The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Dudley Moore (1979)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Link Hogthrob, Bug

Quotes 

• Waldorf : [after a musical number with bugs]  That number made me nostalgic.

  Statler : Nostalgic for what?

  Waldorf : DDT.

• Statler : So they blew up half the theater.

  Waldorf : At least they blew up the right half.

  Statler , Waldorf : Theirs!

  [they laugh] 

• Miss Piggy : I can't take any more of this! I'm walking!

  Dr. Julius Strangepork : You can't!

  Miss Piggy : [scoffing]  Watch me!

  [She starts to walk away. MAMMA starts playing stripper music. Link and Strangepork ogle Miss Piggy as she walks away and wolf whistle] 

  Miss Piggy : What do you think you're doing?

  Dr. Julius Strangepork : [coyly]  Just what you told us to.

  Link Hogthrob : Yeah, you said "watch me".

  Dr. Julius Strangepork : Yeah.

  [the guys laugh. The 'loser horn' music for Link plays again] 

  Link Hogthrob : Hey.

  Miss Piggy : Yeah? Yeah? Well, watch this! Hiii-

  [She starts chasing Link and Dr. Strangepork around the set] 

  Announcer : Tune in next week when serious charges are brought against this week's Pigs... In... Space!