- Miss Piggy: I can't take any more of this! I'm walking!
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: You can't!
- Miss Piggy: [scoffing] Watch me!
- [She starts to walk away. MAMMA starts playing stripper music. Link and Strangepork ogle Miss Piggy as she walks away and wolf whistle]
- Miss Piggy: What do you think you're doing?
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: [coyly] Just what you told us to.
- Link Hogthrob: Yeah, you said "watch me".
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: Yeah.
- [the guys laugh. The 'loser horn' music for Link plays again]
- Link Hogthrob: Hey.
- Miss Piggy: Yeah? Yeah? Well, watch this! Hiii-
- [She starts chasing Link and Dr. Strangepork around the set]
- Announcer: Tune in next week when serious charges are brought against this week's Pigs... In... Space!