The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Gene Kelly (1981)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Lubbock Lou, Dog

Quotes 

• Scooter : Hey, Beau, want to know what you're gonna be doing in the future?

  Beauregard : I don't even know what I'm doing now!

• Statler : Are you ready for the end of the world?

  Waldorf : Sure, it couldn't be worse than this show.

  [they both laugh] 

• Waldorf : I wish Gene Kelly would teach me the Charleston.

  Statler : I wish Gene Kelly would *drive* you to Charleston.

  [laughs]