- Kermit the Frog: Right. And so what we're doing, we're going to switch the entire show aroun. It's a complete change of pace, folks. T onight, we're going to do a puppet show!
- Kermit the Frog: Boy, these puppets are really classing things up around here.
- Fozzie Bear: You think that's classy? Look at Gumdrop the Gorilla!
- Kermit the Frog: Oh boy, you know? I just love this show tonight. I think the idea of an all-puppet show is not too shabby.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit? I wanna do a puppet act.
- Kermit the Frog: Stand by for disaster.
- Gonzo: Hey, guys.
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh, Gonzo. Hey, do you wanna do a puppet act with me?
- Kermit the Frog: Cue the disaster!
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, no puppet show would be complete without a performance of Swedish bread-lump puppetry, as demonstrated here by our own Swedish Chef!