- Debbie Harry: Blondie. That's the name of the group.
- Pops: Blondie?
- Debbie Harry: Yes.
- Pops: Dumb name for a group. If I were you, I'd have called it something different.
- Debbie Harry: If you were me, you would have called it "Baldie".
- Captain Link Hogthrob: Don't worry, First Mate Piggy, no meteor can penetrate the hull of this ship! It's made of super-strength porkium alloy!
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: Ja, that's right. Absolutely no chance of any damage.
- [a hole is blown in the hull]
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: Of course, I'm usually wrong about these things!
- The Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Flash. Famous French clothing designer David Lazour was arrested today under the poultry laws for designing clothes that can suddenly turn into chickens.
- [suddenly, the Newsman's clothes turn into a bunch of clucking chickens]
- [Robin's Frog Scout troop are up in Waldorf and Statler's theater box]
- Robin the Frog: Can we stay here while we work on our next merit badge?
- Statler: Merit badge in what?
- Robin the Frog: Grumpiness.
- [laughs]