Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Cindy Crawford (1996)

Frank Oz: Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Sam the Eagle : [Andy and Randy have their fingers in their ears]  Look, don't start that routine. Once that business gets going, there's no end to it.

  Randy Pig : What? One sad Christmas you went bowling in Connecticutt?

  Sam the Eagle : Well, yes I did. But that has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

  Andy Pig : What?

  Randy Pig : What?

  Sam the Eagle : I know how to end this tomfoolery.

  Andy Pig : What?

  Sam the Eagle : [to Andy and Randy]  Ache a tinglish trout for your spears.

  Andy Pig : Take our fingers out of our ears?

  Randy Pig : Okay.

  Sam the Eagle : Heh. Works every time. Good night, everyone.

  Andy Pig : What?

  Randy Pig : What?

  Andy Pig : What?

  Randy Pig : What?

• Sam the Eagle : [On "The Eagle's Nest" segment]  Our topic is noise pollution. Andy Pig, how would you control noise pollution?

  Andy Pig : By making it nice and quiet.

  Sam the Eagle : I'm astonished! That answer actually had something to do with the question.