- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Science has left me a sad and lonely man.
- [There is a knock from the cupboard. Bunsen opens it]
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh! Who are you?
- The Sad And Lonely Man That Science Has Left Dr. Honeydew: I'm the sad and lonely man that science has left you.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I don't get it.
- The Sad And Lonely Man That Science Has Left Dr. Honeydew: It's a joke you sad little man.
- Carrie: [Counting down all the frogs she's kissed] Thirty four was Jeremiah.
- Kermit (as Charles): Jeremiah?
- Carrie: Jeremiah was a bullfrog. He was a very good friend of mine.
- Kermit (as Charles): And you never understood a single word he said?
- Kermit (as Charles), Waiter: But you helped him drink his wine?
- Carrie: I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Kermit, Dr. Dull is out. I've gotten in touch with my inner funk master. And his name is Snoop Doggy Dew.
- Clifford: Yo yo yo yo yo, Kerm, Kerm!
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, yeah?
- Clifford: Listen, we got to do something about Dr. Dew. He's becoming Dr. Loop di dew.
- Kermit the Frog: [to the monkey writing staff] Hey, you guys did really good. You can go touch the monolight now.
- Andie: Let's go get our body pierced.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Eh, don't, don't you think we should maybe geting back to the show?
- Andie: Are we still doing the show? I hadn't noticed. Now pick a part. We're getting it pierced.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: But Andie, where will you go? What will you do?
- Andie: Frankly my Dew I don't give a dear.
- [blows him a kiss]
- George Takei: Now of course the episode "Bread and Circuses" was an absolute classic. Captain Kirk did save the day, yes. But at the crucial moment, Sulu pressed that button on the con.