Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat

Quotes 

• Dennis Quaid : [in Dragonheart spoof]  Froggo, your reign of terror is over! I, Circumference of the Circle shall fight you to the death!

  Kermit the Frog : [offscreen]  Oh, get over thyself!

  Dennis Quaid : [surprised]  Hey, you don't sound like Sean Connery!

  Kermit the Frog : Yeah, you don't sound like Jerry Lee Lewis!

  Dennis Quaid : [the other peasants oooh]  Ooooh, getting personal! Stand back, everyone!

• Clifford : Kerm?

  Kermit the Frog : Hi, Clifford.

  Clifford : What are you still doing here?

  Kermit the Frog : What?

  Clifford : Eh, eh, you're gonna be late for your date.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, well, well, it's not actually a date, Clifford. No, I'm just taking out the contest winner of the "Spend an Evening with Kermit" contest. You know we had 14,000 entries.

  Clifford : Yeah, and how many of those weren't from Miss Piggy?

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, just the winner.

• Clifford : And believe me, Kerm, everything's under control. Now, go and have a good time.

  Kermit the Frog : You know, I suppose you're right. I mean, after all, it's not like bowling balls are gonna come falling out of the sky the minute I leave. Heh.

  Clifford : Aw, man, why did he have to say that?

• Clifford : Hey, thanks, Dennis. Problem solved, everybody.

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, and we didn't even have any bowling balls fall out of the sky. Heh.

  Dennis Quaid : Yeah, right.

  [except for Clifford, everyone steps away] 

  Clifford : What are you doing?

  Dennis Quaid : Hey, I know a set-up line when I hear one.

  [bowling balls suddenly fall from above and onto Clifford]