- Miles Silverberg: Move over, Scud Stud - forget the Humvee Hunk; make way for... Nice Guy!
- Frank Fontana: [after applause] Oh, hey - now, now. Come on - just doin' my job, like any other reporter... with superhuman ability.
- Murphy Brown: I gotta hand it to you, Frank - this is the closest call you've ever had. I would put it right up there with the time you flipped off John Gotti on the Long Island Expressway.