Charles Kimbrough: Jim Dial

Quotes 

• Jim Dial : Frankly, Murphy, I've rarely seen anyone so ill-suited for a situation as you are for the morning show. You're acerbic, humorless, inflexible and unprepared. In a nutshell, you make Sam Donaldson look like Pinky Lee.

  Murphy Brown : Jim, I thought you went to a hotel with Doris last night.

  Jim Dial : I did; it was great. Thanks for the advice, Murphy... but you still suck.

• Jim Dial : It's nothing but an exploitative, pandering piece of trash that fouls the airwaves, eating away at our intelligence until the cerebral level of this country's about the size of a gnat's butt!