My Family (TV Series)

The Great Escape (2003)

Kris Marshall: Nick Harper

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Quotes 

• Ben : You constantly broke the rules in my house.

  Nick : Never!

  Ben : Nick, you built a moat.

  Nick : OK, one rule.

  Ben : You put a sunroof in the kitchen.

  Nick : It didn't rain.

  Ben : You took a baby elephant into your bedroom.

  Nick : Was that against the rules?

  Ben : Yes.

  Nick : I knew my circus days would come back to haunt me!

• Ben : What's the landlord doing after you?

  Nick : He's always looking for the rent. He is sneaky that way.

  Ben : Nick, *I* pay the rent.

  Nick : Indeed you do.

  Ben : You are giving the landlord the money I pay you for the rent?

  Nick : Of course!

  Ben : Because if I find out you're pocketing the money I pay you for the rent, I'll kill you.

  Nick : Relax, dad! You won't find out from me!

• Michael : Nick, I gave you money for a film.

  Nick : I know. I rented Stuart Little 2. I love that talking mouse.

  Michael : I meant go to a film.

• Nick : [after spotting Grace faking an injury]  Very impressive! Very impressive! But I invented that one!

  Grace : Like hell you did! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can imagine!

  Nick : Care to share a few with the old grandson?

  Grace : I'll leave them to you in my will.

  Nick : Ah, you don't have to do that. I just want the money.