Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Agent for H.A.R.M. (1997)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer, Judge
Quotes
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Adam : We were just saying goodbye.
Crow T. Robot : With our reproductive organs.
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Ava : Are you coming or do I swim alone?
Crow T. Robot : Yes and yes
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Crow T. Robot : Ah, it's the Eastern Europe part of Southern California.
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Crow T. Robot : Damn you, Shel Silverstein!
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Crow T. Robot : [as Adam] Watch me open the HELL out of this door!
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Doctor : Adam, he's gone.
Crow T. Robot : I mean he's there, but he's dead.
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Crow : [Crow's defense testimony] This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f - -ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f - -ing kiss my fat f - -ing ass. And that f - -ing goes for your bulls - - court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf - -ing sorry I couldn't f - -ing be there for this f - -ing s - -ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f - -ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf - -ing behinds and then cram it up their f - -ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s - - helps. Take care, Mike.
Bobo : [pause] I'm sitting next to a free man!
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[Dr. Stefanik looks out the window to see the villains staring back at him]
Crow T. Robot : Staring at the window for five hours finally paid off.
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Mike Nelson : I really like rice.
Tom Servo : EXXXXTREMMMMEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEE! Thermonuclearrrrrr protectionnnnn woooooo!
Crow T. Robot : See, Mike? Isn't rice better when it's extreme?
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Mike Nelson : Starring has beens and never wases.
Crow T. Robot : With Bob Marley and Prince!
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Crow T. Robot : Old guy? There's another old guy here to see you.
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Crow T. Robot : [hearing knocks] Hm, that could be any one of the other two characters.
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Adam : You bet your nose they'll be back.
Crow T. Robot : [as Doctor Stephanik] Must I wager my nose that they will be back?
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Mike Nelson : [as Adam's enters Stefanik's ransacked laboratory] This is the room of a man whose niece's boob I just brushed.
Tom Servo : [Adam examines the pan of goo and a syringe on the table] Heroin and fudge, what could it mean?
Crow T. Robot : [Adam picks up the syringe and examines it] I don't like shots. They're owie.
Mike Nelson : [as Adam] I wish I had the slightest idea of what the hell I was doing.