Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Agent for H.A.R.M. (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

• Crow : [Crow's defense testimony]  This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f - -ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f - -ing kiss my fat f - -ing ass. And that f - -ing goes for your bulls - - court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf - -ing sorry I couldn't f - -ing be there for this f - -ing s - -ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f - -ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf - -ing behinds and then cram it up their f - -ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s - - helps. Take care, Mike.

  Bobo : [pause]  I'm sitting next to a free man!

• Mike Nelson : I really like rice.

  Tom Servo : EXXXXTREMMMMEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEE! Thermonuclearrrrrr protectionnnnn woooooo!

  Crow T. Robot : See, Mike? Isn't rice better when it's extreme?

• Tom Servo : A traitorous Frenchman. Who woulda thought?

• Tom Servo : Meet me at the karate rink later.

• Tom Servo : Oh now he's gonna go over and lightly kiss his boss.

• Adam : I'm aware of that. I'll handle it.

  Tom Servo : I've got my cardigan.

• Tom Servo : Killed by gluten intolerance

• Mike Nelson : [as Adam's enters Stefanik's ransacked laboratory]  This is the room of a man whose niece's boob I just brushed.

  Tom Servo : [Adam examines the pan of goo and a syringe on the table]  Heroin and fudge, what could it mean?

  Crow T. Robot : [Adam picks up the syringe and examines it]  I don't like shots. They're owie.

  Mike Nelson : [as Adam]  I wish I had the slightest idea of what the hell I was doing.