Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Agent for H.A.R.M. (1997)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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[watching "Agent for H.A.R.M."]
Adam : Come on, let's head to the judo range.
Mike Nelson : The judo *range*?
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Mike Nelson : Here's the windup... and there's the smarm!
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Mike Nelson : I really like rice.
Tom Servo : EXXXXTREMMMMEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEE! Thermonuclearrrrrr protectionnnnn woooooo!
Crow T. Robot : See, Mike? Isn't rice better when it's extreme?
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Mike Nelson : I am mighty elderly man!
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Mike Nelson : Starring has beens and never wases.
Crow T. Robot : With Bob Marley and Prince!
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Mike Nelson : So H.A.R.M. stands for hot and ready, man
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Mike Nelson : She's got fiber optic hair!
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Adam : Well my job is to keep the apple pie on the table and nobody asks me how i do it.
Mike Nelson : [as doctor] I'll just need an hour to figure out your metaphor.
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Mike Nelson : Hang on, my watch wants to talk to you.
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Ava : My uncle gave it to me for protection.
Mike Nelson : My uncle's Ted Nugent.
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Mike Nelson : [after actor exited morgue] Boy, it's like a morgue in there.
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[another H.A.R.M. agent shows up]
Adam : Who are you?
Agent : I'm from the Agency...
Mike Nelson : They want you to *go* somewhere!
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Mike Nelson : [as Adam's enters Stefanik's ransacked laboratory] This is the room of a man whose niece's boob I just brushed.
Tom Servo : [Adam examines the pan of goo and a syringe on the table] Heroin and fudge, what could it mean?
Crow T. Robot : [Adam picks up the syringe and examines it] I don't like shots. They're owie.
Mike Nelson : [as Adam] I wish I had the slightest idea of what the hell I was doing.