Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Cave Dwellers (1991)

Frank Conniff: Frank

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : Okay, look! It's bad enough that this was clearly the worst film you have ever sent us, but it has continuity problems to boot! My colleague Crow will illustrate!

  Crow T. Robot : I'll what?

  Tom Servo : You'll show 'em.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, right. Okay uh, frame 12247, Cambot bring that up. A pan of a field, yet clearly seen in the back, somebody's been a four-wheelin'! Okay, next frame please... 2162503... Forgiving the fact that Ator is flying a hang-glider... he's doing it OVER A MODERN CITY! Okay, now the peace de resistance, Cambot. 202043, during the raping and pillaging, a prehistoric caveman can be clearly seen waring a pair of Ray Bans! Who's that behind the Foster Grants? IT'S OG!

  Joel : Yeah, and what about Scarecrow's brain?

  Crow T. Robot : Huh?

  Dr. Forrester , Frank : What do you want from us? We're evil! EVIL!

  Frank : Yup, I guess you could say we're cut from a different cloth.

  Dr. Forrester : Exactly, Frank. Push the Button.

  Frank : Yup, guess you could say we're more evil than a three-dollar bill.

  Dr. Forrester : Push the Button, Frank.

  Frank : Guess you could say the factory's still open, but we're making different stuff now.

  Dr. Forrester : Would you just push the button?

  Frank : I'll just push the Button. Guess you could say we're buying it wholesale and passing the savings on to you.