Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Cave Dwellers (1991)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• Joel : How much Keefe is in this movie anyway?

  Tom Servo : Miles O' Keefe.

• Joel : Wait, why is she limping?

  Crow T. Robot : Uh, because she's got an arrow in her chest.

  Joel : Oh I can see... huh?

• Tom Servo : Stately Wayne Manor...

  Crow T. Robot : What's a Wayne Manor?

  Joel : Oh that's where Batman lived before he became the Dark Knight in those comic books.

  Tom Servo : They're not comic books, they're *graphic novels*.

• Joel : Uh-oh. The fog's starting to obscure the action.

  Crow T. Robot : What action?

• Tom Servo : Okay, look! It's bad enough that this was clearly the worst film you have ever sent us, but it has continuity problems to boot! My colleague Crow will illustrate!

  Crow T. Robot : I'll what?

  Tom Servo : You'll show 'em.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, right. Okay uh, frame 12247, Cambot bring that up. A pan of a field, yet clearly seen in the back, somebody's been a four-wheelin'! Okay, next frame please... 2162503... Forgiving the fact that Ator is flying a hang-glider... he's doing it OVER A MODERN CITY! Okay, now the peace de resistance, Cambot. 202043, during the raping and pillaging, a prehistoric caveman can be clearly seen waring a pair of Ray Bans! Who's that behind the Foster Grants? IT'S OG!

  Joel : Yeah, and what about Scarecrow's brain?

  Crow T. Robot : Huh?

  Dr. Forrester , Frank : What do you want from us? We're evil! EVIL!

  Frank : Yup, I guess you could say we're cut from a different cloth.

  Dr. Forrester : Exactly, Frank. Push the Button.

  Frank : Yup, guess you could say we're more evil than a three-dollar bill.

  Dr. Forrester : Push the Button, Frank.

  Frank : Guess you could say the factory's still open, but we're making different stuff now.

  Dr. Forrester : Would you just push the button?

  Frank : I'll just push the Button. Guess you could say we're buying it wholesale and passing the savings on to you.

• Joel : [Ator and Co. are under attack from invisible enemies]  Oh I don't believe it, they were too cheap to hire villains!

• Joel : [explaining his invention, a literal smoking jacket]  Everyone loves tar, sure, who doesn't?

• Joel : [During a close-up on Ator]  It's the Wangooooo zee Tangoooooo!