Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Cave Dwellers (1991)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Quotes
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Tom Servo : [Ator flies off a cliff on a handglider] Oh, come ON!
Crow T. Robot : What the...
[laughs]
Tom Servo : This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, tans the hide, builds some adealized aluminum frames, learns how to extrude, all in about five minutes, huh?
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Tom Servo : Stately Wayne Manor...
Crow T. Robot : What's a Wayne Manor?
Joel : Oh that's where Batman lived before he became the Dark Knight in those comic books.
Tom Servo : They're not comic books, they're *graphic novels*.
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Tom Servo : Okay, look! It's bad enough that this was clearly the worst film you have ever sent us, but it has continuity problems to boot! My colleague Crow will illustrate!
Crow T. Robot : I'll what?
Tom Servo : You'll show 'em.
Crow T. Robot : Oh, right. Okay uh, frame 12247, Cambot bring that up. A pan of a field, yet clearly seen in the back, somebody's been a four-wheelin'! Okay, next frame please... 2162503... Forgiving the fact that Ator is flying a hang-glider... he's doing it OVER A MODERN CITY! Okay, now the peace de resistance, Cambot. 202043, during the raping and pillaging, a prehistoric caveman can be clearly seen waring a pair of Ray Bans! Who's that behind the Foster Grants? IT'S OG!
Joel : Yeah, and what about Scarecrow's brain?
Crow T. Robot : Huh?
Dr. Forrester , Frank : What do you want from us? We're evil! EVIL!
Frank : Yup, I guess you could say we're cut from a different cloth.
Dr. Forrester : Exactly, Frank. Push the Button.
Frank : Yup, guess you could say we're more evil than a three-dollar bill.
Dr. Forrester : Push the Button, Frank.
Frank : Guess you could say the factory's still open, but we're making different stuff now.
Dr. Forrester : Would you just push the button?
Frank : I'll just push the Button. Guess you could say we're buying it wholesale and passing the savings on to you.
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Tom Servo : Um, folks, we have snakes growling.
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[repeated line]
Tom Servo : Stately Wayne Manor.
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Akronos : When it seems that nature herself is unwilling to accompany you any further, then you'd have reached the domain of Ator.
Tom Servo : Canada?