- Tom Servo: [Ator flies off a cliff on a handglider] Oh, come ON!
- Crow T. Robot: What the...
- [laughs]
- Tom Servo: This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, tans the hide, builds some adealized aluminum frames, learns how to extrude, all in about five minutes, huh?
- Joel: Wait, why is she limping?
- Crow T. Robot: Uh, because she's got an arrow in her chest.
- Joel: Oh I can see... huh?
- Tom Servo: Stately Wayne Manor...
- Crow T. Robot: What's a Wayne Manor?
- Joel: Oh that's where Batman lived before he became the Dark Knight in those comic books.
- Tom Servo: They're not comic books, they're *graphic novels*.
- Tom Servo: Okay, look! It's bad enough that this was clearly the worst film you have ever sent us, but it has continuity problems to boot! My colleague Crow will illustrate!
- Crow T. Robot: I'll what?
- Tom Servo: You'll show 'em.
- Crow T. Robot: Oh, right. Okay uh, frame 12247, Cambot bring that up. A pan of a field, yet clearly seen in the back, somebody's been a four-wheelin'! Okay, next frame please... 2162503... Forgiving the fact that Ator is flying a hang-glider... he's doing it OVER A MODERN CITY! Okay, now the peace de resistance, Cambot. 202043, during the raping and pillaging, a prehistoric caveman can be clearly seen waring a pair of Ray Bans! Who's that behind the Foster Grants? IT'S OG!
- Joel: Yeah, and what about Scarecrow's brain?
- Crow T. Robot: Huh?
- Dr. Forrester, Frank: What do you want from us? We're evil! EVIL!
- Frank: Yup, I guess you could say we're cut from a different cloth.
- Dr. Forrester: Exactly, Frank. Push the Button.
- Frank: Yup, guess you could say we're more evil than a three-dollar bill.
- Dr. Forrester: Push the Button, Frank.
- Frank: Guess you could say the factory's still open, but we're making different stuff now.
- Dr. Forrester: Would you just push the button?
- Frank: I'll just push the Button. Guess you could say we're buying it wholesale and passing the savings on to you.
- Joel: [Ator and Co. are under attack from invisible enemies] Oh I don't believe it, they were too cheap to hire villains!
- Crow T. Robot: [as Ator's background is explained via an exceptionally detailed flashback] This is the part of the film we like to call, 'she had to ask.'
- Crow T. Robot: [Ator's history is being told, complete with many random psuedomythic-sounding objects] Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot.
- Crow T. Robot: [referring to the snappy dressed Lord] I'm de best lookin' man in de middle ages! My! My! My!
- Akronos: When it seems that nature herself is unwilling to accompany you any further, then you'd have reached the domain of Ator.
- Tom Servo: Canada?