- Michael Feinstein: [singing] Gamera's enchantment still grows. / His heart is full of love. / Gamera's the latest thing. / He fills our hearts with Spring, Spring, Spring! / Any time you want some moonbeams, / Gamera... is the thing.
- Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing] Gamera is really neat! / Gamera is filled with meat! / We've been eating Gamera!
- Mom: Behave or I'll take away...
- Crow T. Robot: ...your life...
- Mom: ...your telescope!
- Crow T. Robot: Oh, dear.
- Dr. Forrester: You're going to need a collapsible port-o-potty after you ingest this week's cinematic bolus!
- TV's Frank: It's called "Gamera Vs. Guiron" and it is thoroughly indigestible!
- Dr. Forrester: Serve it up, Frank! Open wide, Joel. Eat it, boy, eat it!
- TV's Frank: mmmmm, good lard.
- Florbella: Tell me. What would you like the most now?
- Joel Robinson: [Speaking as Akio] Well, it involves Jello...
- Crow T. Robot: Servo, you don't have a mother.
- Tom Servo: WHAT? NO!
- [Servo starts crying]
- Crow T. Robot: Whoops.
- [the Gamera theme song plays]
- Joel Robinson: It sounds like the Vienna Boys Choir singing songs of Gamera.
- Tom Servo: It's the cast of "Oliver!" I think.