"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Jack Frost (TV Episode 1997) - Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson

Mike Nelson : It's Prokofiev and this time he's pissed!
Crow T. Robot : Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.

Tom Servo : Oh I'm so sure.

Crow T. Robot : No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?

Tom Servo : Yeah.

Crow T. Robot : He did it.

Mike Nelson : Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?

Crow T. Robot : Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?

Mike Nelson : Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?

Crow T. Robot : Yeah, I wish.

Tom Servo : MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!

Crow T. Robot : Mmm. Not bad.

Mike Nelson : Crow, what is wrong with you?

Crow T. Robot : I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.

Mike Nelson : Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?

Crow T. Robot : Yeah.

Mike Nelson : And what are you doing?

Crow T. Robot : Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?

Mike Nelson : Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?

Crow T. Robot : Um... no, I don't, Mike.

Tom Servo : Oh!
Mike Nelson : So, the first plot point involves knitting socks. I think we're in for quite a ride, guys!
Mike Nelson : Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear.

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson