Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Quest of the Delta Knights (1998)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer, Leonardo di Vinci

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Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Well, better than "Quest of the Delta Burkes," I suppose.

• Baydool : There's always food on the table.

  Crow T. Robot : And food in my beard.

  Baydool : Would you like some food?

  Tom Servo : I would, but what's that crap you're holding up?

• [Baydool comes out holding a chamber pot] 

  Pearl Forrester : Eww, wizard wiz!

  Crow T. Robot : He drained the wizard!

• Baydool : You're no longer a slave. Do you understand?

  Crow T. Robot : You're the hostage of a madman!

• Tom Servo : Hey, what happened to Crow there?

  Mike Nelson : Oh he went outside to check the ships gutters, the ratio kicked up and he got caught in a freak hailstorm.

  Tom Servo : Sure is the season for 'em, huh?

  Mike Nelson : Yeah, about three grand in hail damage, uh, it's gonna be about three weeks in the shop, but Gyps gave me a loaner Crow.

  [smoking rattling loaner Crow shows up] 

  Tom Servo : Cool. Hey, it's that old AMC Crow that Gypsy's been tinkering with for years.

  Loaner Crow : Hey guys, are there things that are happening?

  Tom Servo : He must be running rich.

  Mike Nelson : Yeah, well, I'll flip his air filter cover over and uh, he should be fine.

  Tom Servo : Check it out, he's got a killer radio!

  Mike Nelson : Oh wow, cool.

  [turns on radio] 

  Loaner Crow : Later we'll take stuff and do it, right?

• Outlaw : [muffled]  There's to be no talking by Prince Jaamteer's command.

  Crow T. Robot : Well, tell Prince Jumpjugs I'm sorry.

• Leonardo : What are you doing?

  Tom Servo : Trying to obey Prince Jumpjugs.

  Tee : When in doubt, rest.

  Crow T. Robot : You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.

• Crow T. Robot : Leonardo barely escaped being called Leonardo da Gary, Indiana.

• Tee : Turn around!

  Crow T. Robot : Bright Eyes!

• Crow T. Robot : [Lord Vultair is ordering the arrest of Baydool]  David Warner, you are under arrest by order of David Warner!

• Baydool : My name is Baydool.

  Crow T. Robot : No, wait, that's my intestinal condition.

  Baydool : Can you say "Baydool"?

  Pearl Forrester : Let me try. "Get bent." No, I guess I can't.

• Leonardo : Come on, Tee. Besides being a pretty good artist, I'm *great* with maps, so how about it?

  Mike Nelson : How great can you really be at *maps*?

  Crow T. Robot : It's like being good at eating cereal.