Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Girl in Gold Boots (1999)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

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Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : I'm having Critter's varment!

• [watching a supposedly wild dance sequence] 

  Crow T. Robot : Man, if it gets any wilder here, a bridge game is gonna break out.

• [after a bad edit results in a character suddenly appearing mid-scene] 

  Tom Servo : I'm back.

  Mike Nelson : Anybody notice that I'm here now?

  Crow T. Robot : C'mon, I just teleported here, it's impressive.

• Singer : [as a song plays, a greasy cook watches]  Everything I touch turns to gold...

  Crow T. Robot : So what happens when you touch gold?

  Tom Servo : Everything I touch turns to flies.

  Mike Nelson : Wolfgang Puck's sad demise.

• Crow : I'm having Critter's varment!

• [Blatts hands Buz a garbage can to empty] 

  Harry Blatts : Here, this'll give you something to do with those busy hands of yours.

  Crow T. Robot : Gah, what is he implying?

• Crow T. Robot : [Buz applauds Michelle's so-called "dancing" by clapping]  Don't! The fryer's hooked up to the clapper!