Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Indestructible Man (1992)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Officer Kevin

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : [as Charles Benton]  I've gotta take a big indestructible wizz.

  Joel Robinson : [appalled]  Oh, that is tasteless.

• Tom Servo : [as the indestructible man is splashing about in the sewers underneath Los Angeles]  You know, nobody needs to hide *this* bad.

• Tom Servo : [as the police are splashing around the sewers beneath Los Angeles]  Eccch, don't even *ask*.

  Crow T. Robot : You know, think of all the burritos they sell in this town.

• Joel Robinson : [movie shows shots of police cars with sirens on]  Attention, be on the look out for doughnuts!

  Tom Servo : Oh come on, Joel. That's really *lame*.

  Joel Robinson : Oh, whatever you say, Tom "I've got to take an indestructible wizz" Servo.

• Tom Servo : There goes Beetle Juice!