- Crow T. Robot: You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into Old Womanology.
- [Mike and the robots are watching "The Leech Woman"]
- Mike Nelson: This is like a murderous episode of "Lucy".
- Young Malla: Your youth will not last long, do not waste it.
- Mike Nelson: Go get yourself some nasty...
- Terri Hart: Neal, would you please get my luggage?
- Neal: Yeah... Sure...
- Mike Nelson: [as Neal to Sally, his fiancée] Excuse me, Sir