Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Thing That Couldn't Die (1997)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Observer
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Quotes
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Mike Nelson : There's no trade rat, but there IS a skilled artisan rat...
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Mike Nelson : Quick! Everyone pretend that you don't have blood!
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Mike Nelson : So, how much of North America did the elves colonize?
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Mike Nelson : Gidget... Were you lying with the horned-one again?
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Gordon Hawthorn : Don't worry about that copper chest, there's no evil after four centuries...
Mike Nelson : [as Jessica] What if they ziplocked the evil?
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Mike Nelson : The music, the mood, the sweeping romance of peeping...
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Boyd : [roughly] Stop grabbing that rifle every time I'm not looking... You don't know how to shoot a gun, you'll hurt yourself...
Mike : [timidly] I wasn't gonna shoot it...
Mike Nelson : [same timid voice] ... I was gonna CLEAN is at you...
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Mike Nelson : [sing song] There's a black, greasy smudge on my pillow...
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Mike Nelson : Brought to you by the breast council...
Tom Servo : Buy breasts where you work or bank...
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Mike Nelson : Evil is fun!
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Mike Nelson : No, I mean, let's get some sleep... on each other.
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Mike Nelson : You rocked my world last night, Flavia...
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Linda : You're thinking that Jessica can help find the casket. Why not ask her?
Crow T. Robot : Oh boy, get her...
Gordon Hawthorn : Well, I don't want to...
Mike Nelson : She'll hit me...
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Mike Nelson : I'm going back to the convent, it didn't work out with the Von Trapps
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Mike Nelson : Just because me big and dumb, they think me kill Boyd... oh wait, me did...
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Mike Nelson : Next time use your EMPTY hand to knock, you idiot! You almost broke my nose!
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Mike Nelson : I found the "This Island Earth" music!
