Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Undead (1997)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Observer

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Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : [singing]  There's a dark greasy smudge on my pillow!

• [the film cuts back to medieval times] 

  Mike Nelson : Meanwhile, in a better but more confusing story.

• Mike Nelson : Okay, I've never known more about what *isn't* going on.

• Mike Nelson : I have a suggestion: STAY!

• [as they exit the theater] 

  Mike Nelson : I thought this movie was supposed to be about an old woman and her driver?

  Tom Servo : The "not-even-better-than-killing-yourself" movie of the summer!

  Crow T. Robot : STAY!

• Mike Nelson : Me help! Attacked I'm being! Hitting me stop you must! God dear, bleeding am I! Break my leg think I did you!

• Mike Nelson : [as Darrin Stephens]  Sam!

• Tom Servo : Smolken's naked sometimes, Mike.

  Mike Nelson : Oh damn you, Servo.