Christopher Jacot: Alex Bellows

Quotes 

• Cleo Bellows : You know what I'm thinking?

  Alex Bellows : Alice through the looking glass.

  Cleo Bellows : A world within a world within a world.

• Alex Bellows : Maybe I can be Giocomo's shadow again.

  Cleo Bellows : This isn't Peter Pan. There's no Wendy with a needle and thread.

• Alex's Doppelganger : Mm, Mom, you are a sauce genius.

  Lily Bellows : Well, in that case, dip away.

• Cleo Bellows : Telling Mom was completely insane - and cruel.

  Alex Bellows : Telling Mom what?

  Cleo Bellows : Alex, don't play games.

  Alex Bellows : I'm not! What did I tell Mom?

  Cleo Bellows : Everything!

  Alex Bellows : What's everything?

  Cleo Bellows : The portal!

  Alex Bellows : Are you crazy?

  Cleo Bellows : Well, Mom sure thinks YOU are.

  Alex Bellows : Now, Cleo, what kind of dumb joke IS this?

• Mr. Maloney : Dracula sucked people's blood and turned 'em into vampires. You're... okay with that?

  Alex's Doppelganger : He was lonely. Everybody needs somebody to play with, Mr. Maloney.

• Cleo Bellows : I have a shadow. You don't.

  Alex Bellows : If I don't have a shadow, that means I'm dead.

• Alex's Doppelganger : Hi. Cat got your tongue, or is it me?

• Alex's Doppelganger : Where's my stone?

  [Alex doesn't know what to say] 

  Alex's Doppelganger : Are we having problems hearing, Alex?

  Alex Bellows : I'm not who you're looking for... Gorgos.

  Alex's Doppelganger : Well, who should I be asking, then?

  Alex Bellows : My father.

  Alex's Doppelganger : Your father? Well, he's not very much help, now, is he?

  Alex Bellows : So you know where he is?

  Alex's Doppelganger : You don't know where my stone is, do you? Oh, well. I guess I'll have to stay being Alex Bellows for a little longer. Actually, I'm kind of enjoying it.

  Alex Bellows : Where are you going?

  Alex's Doppelganger : There's a big hole in the world, Alex, and I'm going to plug it.

  Alex Bellows : Wait!

  Alex's Doppelganger : For what? You failed, Alex. You never found Daddy.

  Alex Bellows : It's not over.

  Alex's Doppelganger : Oh, yes, it is. You see, I'm your better half, and I'm not gonna give it up. See ya.

• Alex's Doppelganger : Hello, Barbara.

  Barbara Frazier : [startled]  You scared me half to death, Alex.

  Alex's Doppelganger : Just half, huh?

• Cleo Bellows : [seeing Barbara in cyberspace]  What did you do?

  Alex's Doppelganger : Something a better man would be ashamed of. Moses won't be around for a few hundred years, so Barbara's gonna be stomping on straw and mud for the rest of her life.

• Alex Bellows : Oh, my god! Barbara! She's in Egypt! What're we gonna tell Mom?

• Alex Bellows : Ah! I have my shadow back! Ha-ha! I LOVE MY SHADOW! Ha!

  Cleo Bellows : Uh, well, that's nice, Mr. Head-Case.

• Contessa Juietta De Medi : How did you get in here?

  Alex Bellows : I, uh... I slipped under the door.

  Contessa Juietta De Medi : Mama mia, when was the last time you ate?

  Alex Bellows : Lunch.

  Contessa Juietta De Medi : Why, you look awful! Oh. Does the Contessa Julietta de Medici not pay you enough?

  Alex Bellows : No, no, no. It's not you. It's the cafeteria food.