- Cleo Bellows: You know what I'm thinking?
- Alex Bellows: Alice through the looking glass.
- Cleo Bellows: A world within a world within a world.
- Alex Bellows: Maybe I can be Giocomo's shadow again.
- Cleo Bellows: This isn't Peter Pan. There's no Wendy with a needle and thread.
- Lily Bellows: Alex thinks that your father is lost inside his computer and that you and he go in there looking for him and you play all sorts of different personalities while you're at it.
- Cleo Bellows: He said that?
- Lily Bellows: Kind of like a multiple personality disorder, so I'm trying to put together the pieces and I... I don't know what's going on with him. I really don't. It just came on so fast, I thought... maybe drugs.
- Cleo Bellows: Telling Mom was completely insane - and cruel.
- Alex Bellows: Telling Mom what?
- Cleo Bellows: Alex, don't play games.
- Alex Bellows: I'm not! What did I tell Mom?
- Cleo Bellows: Everything!
- Alex Bellows: What's everything?
- Cleo Bellows: The portal!
- Alex Bellows: Are you crazy?
- Cleo Bellows: Well, Mom sure thinks YOU are.
- Alex Bellows: Now, Cleo, what kind of dumb joke IS this?
- Mr. Maloney: Dracula sucked people's blood and turned 'em into vampires. You're... okay with that?
- Alex's Doppelganger: He was lonely. Everybody needs somebody to play with, Mr. Maloney.
- Cleo Bellows: I have a shadow. You don't.
- Alex Bellows: If I don't have a shadow, that means I'm dead.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Where's my stone?
- [Alex doesn't know what to say]
- Alex's Doppelganger: Are we having problems hearing, Alex?
- Alex Bellows: I'm not who you're looking for... Gorgos.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Well, who should I be asking, then?
- Alex Bellows: My father.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Your father? Well, he's not very much help, now, is he?
- Alex Bellows: So you know where he is?
- Alex's Doppelganger: You don't know where my stone is, do you? Oh, well. I guess I'll have to stay being Alex Bellows for a little longer. Actually, I'm kind of enjoying it.
- Alex Bellows: Where are you going?
- Alex's Doppelganger: There's a big hole in the world, Alex, and I'm going to plug it.
- Alex Bellows: Wait!
- Alex's Doppelganger: For what? You failed, Alex. You never found Daddy.
- Alex Bellows: It's not over.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Oh, yes, it is. You see, I'm your better half, and I'm not gonna give it up. See ya.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Hello, Barbara.
- Barbara Frazier: [startled] You scared me half to death, Alex.
- Alex's Doppelganger: Just half, huh?
- Cleo Bellows: [seeing Barbara in cyberspace] What did you do?
- Alex's Doppelganger: Something a better man would be ashamed of. Moses won't be around for a few hundred years, so Barbara's gonna be stomping on straw and mud for the rest of her life.
- Alex Bellows: Ah! I have my shadow back! Ha-ha! I LOVE MY SHADOW! Ha!
- Cleo Bellows: Uh, well, that's nice, Mr. Head-Case.
- Contessa Juietta De Medi: How did you get in here?
- Alex Bellows: I, uh... I slipped under the door.
- Contessa Juietta De Medi: Mama mia, when was the last time you ate?
- Alex Bellows: Lunch.
- Contessa Juietta De Medi: Why, you look awful! Oh. Does the Contessa Julietta de Medici not pay you enough?
- Alex Bellows: No, no, no. It's not you. It's the cafeteria food.