NYPD Blue (TV Series)
For Whom the Skell Rolls (1994)
Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz
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Quotes
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : If I got dick-fist, Brigham, my fist looks like your face.
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Bernard Jenkins : Oh, look, I wasn't the only one gave Barbara money. Three, four other dudes did too. See, you got to understand, when the weather's okay, that building is wide open. I mean, it's like one great big party. People moving in and out all night long.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Music, refreshments.
Bernard Jenkins : Yeah, right! People movin' from one place, boom, to the next. So when she gets back right before ten, I go over to this other woman's crib to watch Star Trek on TV.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : This is... Shawanda... that no one can find.
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[Checking Bernard's alibi]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : What were you doing?
Shawanda Wilson : Fooling around, watching TV.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah? What did you watch?
Shawanda Wilson : Why?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Go... just tell me.
Shawanda Wilson : Star Trek. Bernard watches the one with Spock. I like the one with LeVar.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : We've got a warrant on you, Bernard.
Bernard Jenkins : Look, I admit I've got a problem, a terrible problem with crack.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [reading the rap sheet] Parole violation, association with drug users...
Bernard Jenkins : It put me in. It jammed me up on parole. But I hold a job. I'm not robbing and I'm not breaking in.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [reading from his notepad] That bitch Barbara took my money and didn't bring my rock. I'm gonna mess that bitch up good. Two different witnesses heard you say that last night.
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[staking out a corner from the surveillance van]
Bernard Jenkins : Oh man, they gonna know I'm with the police.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You're a moron.
Det. John Kelly : Bernard, these are tinted windows. They can't see in here, and we are runnin' out of daylight.
Bernard Jenkins : I see Calvin by the Caddy.
Det. John Kelly : What does he got to do with this?
Bernard Jenkins : Nothin', I just know him from the joint.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You tryin' to bust my balls, Bernard?
Bernard Jenkins : No.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : If you don't see the guy from the building last night, I don't give a rat's ass what you see, so shut up.