- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Normally, I would be very happy with the package, but in this instance, I am a little concerned.
- Det. John Kelly: In the area of...?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Does it need saying, Detective Kelly? My chief witness thinks that he is a furry carnivore.
- Det. John Kelly: Let me tell you something about Lou. He has his ways, but down deep...
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: ...he's a stand-up wolf.
- Lou the Werewolf: I need to see Detective Kelly.
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: He's busy right now, Lou. You need to take a seat over there.
- Lou the Werewolf: Can you cuff me to the bench?
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: The C.O. doesn't want anyone unnecessarily restrained in public areas.
- Lou the Werewolf: Unnecessarily?
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: I don't wanna hear it, Lou.
- Lou the Werewolf: And you don't wanna see it either. I'm telling you! You wanna see a werewolf in a blood rage?
- Lou the Werewolf: Why can't I make you understand? Why can't I make him understand?
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: I understand, Lou. You did it. Jimmy Hoffa, Malcolm X, Sonny Corleone. You're guilty. You did it all. But I still don't got no room!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Bellevue Hospital has got a whole wing of padded kennels, Lou. You oughta give them a howl. They'll lock you down tonight.
- Lou the Werewolf: You think I'm crazy? I'm not crazy! I'm a werewolf!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: But you could be a crazy werewolf, Lou. I mean, I hear a lot of them are nuts. You oughta have it checked out.