NYPD Blue (TV Series)

Passing the Stone (2004)

Sam Jaeger: Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad

Quotes 

• Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I wasn't at morning prayers.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : When you went to see Steinman, was it on your own, or were others involved?

  Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I didn't go to see Steinman.

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : We're going backwards, Tim.

  Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I went to have a massage for my bad back.

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : And you didn't tell us this why?

  [a moment as realization dawns on Andy] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Because it was a spank-off joint?

  Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I have a bad back.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : You were getting your nuts off.

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : Tim, cop to it and tell us how to confirm it or face a murder rap.

  Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : The place is called Happy Time Massage. It's on 25th and 6th Avenue. The girl's name is Suzy. She'll know me, I'm a regular.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : So what exactly *is* the Koran's position on Muslims paying to get their balls oiled?

  Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : [on the verge of tears]  The flesh is weak.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : No. The idiot is weak.