- Det. John Kelly: Look at this... I'm ankle-deep in water over here!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: It's full of hair... I keep telling you, somebody's hair keeps clogging up the drain.
- Det. John Kelly: You know, well, I guess that rules you out as a suspect.
- Father Jerry Downey: [In the confessional, listening to Kelly try to talk about what Officer Licalsi did, which is that she killed Marino] Well, what exactly did she do?
- Det. John Kelly: I don't wanna talk about that.
- Father Jerry Downey: What? A venial sin? A mortal sin? What?
- Det. John Kelly: I can't say.
- Father Jerry Downey: I'm your priest. What do ya mean you can't say?
- Det. John Kelly: I can't say.
- Father Jerry Downey: Yeah, well, then why don't you come back here when you're ready to stop acting like a tubesteak.