- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hi, I'm Detective Sipowicz.
- Donna Abandando: Hi, I'm the new detectives administrative aide, Donna Abandando.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: This is Detective Medavoy.
- Donna Abandando: [to Medavoy] Hi. Donna Abandando.
- [Medavoy just stares blankly at Donna, unable to speak]
- Donna Abandando: [to Sipowicz] Is he all right?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Uh... Detective Medavoy has taken a vow of silence until they sort out this mess in Bosnia.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: What about the topless bar undercover, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: I thought I'd reassign it.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Well, uh, you think that's necessary? Kelly's gonna work interrogation with Conklin and Roberts. He's gonna be schoolin' Martinez. I'd just be like a fifth wheel.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: So you'd prefer to stay on the topless assignment?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Well, I think that's the most bang for our law enforcement buck, manpower-wise.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: Take Medavoy.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [disappointed] Yes sir.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: We go in, we patronize, we see if the girls are offering anything that isn't on the menu, huh? Kinda like a busman's holiday for me. Objective's to squeeze the owner, who's laundering money for Tony Rago.
- Det. Greg Medavoy: Yeah, listen... uh, Andy...
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yes, Medavoy. You will be seein' naked broads. You gonna have a problem with that?
- Det. John Kelly: What's on your mind, James?
- Det. James Martinez: I wanted to ask you, when you sent me outside, you gave me your gun and so forth, uh... I wanted to ask you what happened in there, why the guy gave it up.
- Det. John Kelly: You mean, did I beat it out of him?
- Det. James Martinez: Yeah, if that's why he confessed.
- Det. John Kelly: I didn't beat him.
- Det. James Martinez: Then why'd he give it up?
- Det. John Kelly: Because he's guilty, and he knew I was willing to beat it out of him to get the truth.
- Det. James Martinez: So if it came to it, you would have beaten him?
- Det. John Kelly: Let me put it to you like this. I never raise my hand to a guy if I think he's guilty or if I'm trying to find out if he's guilty. But if I'm sure he's guilty and the case is gonna walk unless I raise my hand, I do what I gotta do.
- Det. James Martinez: Even though you're breakin' the law?
- Det. John Kelly: Okay, you're askin' me if I believe in the Constitution. Yes, I believe in the Constitution, and I hang on to that as long as I can. But in the case of a murderer like this, who's gonna walk, I leave my gun and my jewelry outside, along with the Constitution.
- Det. James Martinez: And if you're wrong about this guy?
- Det. John Kelly: Well, then God forgive me. If you... if you want, I can make somethin' up prettier than that, James. But that's the way it is.
- Donna Abandando: Hi, I'm the new detective's administrative aid, Donna Abandando.
- Andy: *Phew* like to say that three times fast?
- Donna Abandando: Yeah, I know. Those two together... they're quite a mouthful.
- Andy: [Looking at cleavage] Amen to that!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: All right, by the numbers, otherwise your nuts would be saying, "good bye Johnson, hello eyeballs."
- Monique: I hate what I'm doing. I hate this. I want to stop.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, well, my experience is, the feeling will pass as soon as you make bail.