- Det. Walker: This is notice: I'm not taking any crap from your fat friend.
- Det. John Kelly: Why don't you give him a square shot?
- Det. Walker: I'll give him the shot he earns. But I'm telling you, if that drunk screws up my case...
- Det. John Kelly: You haven't been paying attention. He hasn't had a drink in over two months, Walker, so why don't you take your attitude and shove it up your ass?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: I've got to exhibit a continuous positive approach. Even with this dimbulb over here.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, Bensonhurst, John, this is a likely locale, huh? The guy lives here, wants to rob a liquor store in downtown Manhattan, all he's got to do is make like what, nine, ten subway transfers?
- Det. John Kelly: Well, maybe he had business downtown, and came back and did the store then.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, right. Maybe his doctor's down on James Street, huh? The one that gives him his hormone injections that pump him up to 6'3" when he's about to pull a job, and then shrink him down to his normal 5'9" right afterward.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, Walker, we don't have to hold hands, but would you mind not talking to me like I'm Timmy the Laundry Boy?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [comes over to Kelly and Det Walker who are discussing him] This is something the whole class can appreciate?
- Det. Walker: I wanna pick him up, Sipowicz thinks he may be too short.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, let's pick him up, maybe he was wearing lifts.
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: That's a pretty soulful look, Detective.
- [She looks at Kelly after Mrs. Wagner walks by]
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: What'd she do to you? Take a thorn out of your paw?