NYPD Blue (TV Series)

Zeppo Marks Brothers (1994)

Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz

Quotes 

• Bartender : All right, but I didn't know anything about any whacks. Zeppo said he owed him some money.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, right, and I'm an Indian Princess.

• Nicky Costantino : I called it in Anonymous. Anonymous. Th-That word not in your vocabulary?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Hey, Bright Eyes, you want anonymous, don't use your own phone. You know we trace incoming calls here.

• Det. John Kelly : [after being told they will have wear their uniforms soon]  What's the detail?

  Lt. Arthur Fancy : A Parade. Broadway on Broadway. People from the Broadway musicals preforming their songs on the street.

  [He rolls his eyes as he walks away] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [With a weary smile]  We're going to be hip-deep in leotards.

• Det. Andy Sipowicz : [while handing over the witness to the D.A. Detectives who let him escape]  Hey guys, here's a little tip; you know, WE try to alternate the guys who are asleep. We try not to have both cops asleep in a motel room at the same time. That way the guy can't vault over your shoulders out the transom.

• Det. John Kelly : I don't wanna wind up a liar with this girl, Andy.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, I like to keep a promise to a witness once a year. Just to remember the feeling.

• Det. Andy Sipowicz : Hey, Nick, didn't you play the Elephant Man in that school play? Let me hear you say this with your nose all clogged: "I'm not an animal, I'm a human being."

• Zeppo Marchansky : Woah, woah, woah, you made a mistake! I got one of these faces. People think I'm somebody else. Happens all the time.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the same problem. A woman stopped me on the street the other day. She says, "Bob, I thought you were just marvelous in 'The Sting.'"

• [during uniform inspection before their parade detail] 

  Sgt. Vincent Agostini : Careful where you point that thing while you're out on the street, Detective.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : What are you talkin' about?

  Sgt. Vincent Agostini : Your uniform. Those buttons poppin' off could be lethal weapons.