- Insp. Nash Bridges: In the long run, sacrificing your personal life as self-punishment, isn't such a great idea. You can trust me on this, I've had a lot of personal experience.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: Well, if he ain't the poster boy for young, dumb, and full of...
- [after Evan blows their cover trying to be nice to a girl]
- Insp. Nash Bridges: I have fifteen girls here and a stripper.
- [to Joe, over a cellphone]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: All right, I'll be right over.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: What does it say about the state of the world when I can't get a date on Friday but Martin Brown has a hundred and thirteen perfumed letters.
- [speaking of an escaped prisoner's mail]