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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You got me thinking, Kate. Maybe I should improve my diet.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : When are you going to start?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do you call this?
[referring to a nutrition bar]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh, bad things masquerading as something good for you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is a nutrition bar. It says so on the label.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah. Did you read the label? A little... You know one with the ingredients not just the big one with the pretty colors?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sarcasm is so not healthy, Kate.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Neither is that. Let's see. We've got here, high fructose corn syrup. Basically sugar. Uh, high maltose corn syrup. Another sugar. Sugar. Sugar. Uh, fractionate palm kernel oil. That sounds yummy! And contains less than two percent natural flavor. That would make it ninety eight percent artificial flavor.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you saying?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So whatever happened between you and Abby?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Our paths still cross on occasion.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Really? Guess that tat on the old caboose did the trick.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Among other things.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't say? Did you see any art on her caboose?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're right, I *don't* say.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'll take that as a "no."
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well let's just say that she's more appealing from a distance... a geosynchronous distance.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : She didn't look to bad to me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's *not* that. She's just not my *type*.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [slight chuckle] Really? A female hardbody who likes to take her clothes off is not your type?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I guess not.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe we can find the polar chick.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony's right. Beach is on a naval base. It's a restricted area. Odds are she works at Little Creek.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Want me to track her down, Boss?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why am I not surprised? Want me to handle it? At least I won't drool.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Wait, just because she golfs left-handed, it doesn't mean she actually is left-handed. I golf left-handed, but I bat and I throw right-handed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So, you go both ways.