NCIS (TV Series)
Hung Out to Dry (2003)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Dinozzo, what're you doin'?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just doin' a little research for Abby.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : For Abby?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, maybe I'm servin' two masters.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You're servin' one, now.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : How did you get into NCIS?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I smiled?
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Corporal Paul Brinkman : Why are you jumping with us, sir?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Always wanted to jump. Agent Gibbs came along to laugh.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You knew Lt. Roberts wasn't going to lawyer us access to the Military DNA Database.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did I?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You did. So why go through the exercise?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kate, I come from a long line of horse traders. First Rule: You pick the best horse in the barn and you work the deal until it bursts.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That way when you go for the second best nag you get her for a song.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : The search authorization...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We didn't have probable cause, but the Lieutenant, he's a man who aims to please. You never work the system when you can work the people.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Did any of those horse traders get hung?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, a few.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, my dad gave me a power sander for my birthday. I don't really power sand much. You're welcome to it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Aside from that bare bulb there and the plug going to that idiot box, you see a power cord around here anywhere?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. Ducky? Why would Gibbs rip his hard line out and dunk his cell phone in a jar of paint thinner?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, dear.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, I should have realized the time of year. It's his anniversary.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Which marriage?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, the last one, of course.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ducky. I'm not following.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Every year, ex-wife number three gets drunk on their anniversary and calls him repeatedly.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why doesn't he, ah, change his number?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : No idea. In case you haven't noticed, Gibbs is a man of more questions than answers.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : He could've given Thumper a dirty chute.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What'd you say?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Ramsay could've given Thumper a sabotaged chute.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, you said dirty.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : With Gibbs, you never know.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ID withheld...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Probably the reason you married her. I mean, she probably hid her real personality as most women do, and by that time it was too late because you'd already... I'm gonna shut up now.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Y'know, some of these guys freeze on their first jump. Have to be kicked in the ass to get them out.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope. You fall in the category that want a kick in the ass on the ground.
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[seeing Gibbs' cell phone in a jar of paint thinner and his hard line off the hook]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's a weirdo.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You ever jump?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sure, when I get an electric shock.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We ever gonna make the eleven o'clock news?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Coulda happened tonight if you'd broke your neck.
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Jimmy : We were hanging out, listening to Dashboard Confessional.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Emo.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Emo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Emotional music. Gotta get a radio, Gibbs.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Your mind, DiNozzo, runs the gamut from X to triple X.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why didn't you take to me this fast?
Abby Sciuto : You're like a piercing Tony, takes a while for the throbbing to stop and the skin to grow back.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Grinning] That's more then I wanted to know.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : How did you get into NCIS?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Smiling] I smiled.