NCIS (TV Series)
Kill Ari (Part I) (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : As a Marine sniper, I used hand-loaded Lapua .308 boat-tail, full metal jacket, moly-coated bullets.
Abby Sciuto : Gibbs...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You know what a sniper calls a Bravo 51?
Abby Sciuto : No.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A Kate.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That bastard already killed one of my people, he's trying to kill more! I'll tell you something else, no suit with a tight sphincter is getting in my way, and that includes you, Jen.
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[after each sees the other with a woman they don't know]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You first.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva David. She's here to stop you from wacking Ari. Yours?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Director Jenny Shepard. Same mission.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Are you going to have a problem taking orders from me?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : As Director or as a woman?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Either.
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Tom Morrow : Anyway, you're not my problem anymore, Jethro.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You firing me, sir?
Tom Morrow : I've been offered a Deputy Directors position at Homeland Security.
Tom Morrow : You'd leave NCIS, sir?
Tom Morrow : Well, the agency could use some younger blood.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, who'd be replacing you, sir?
Tom Morrow : [smirks]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not me!
Tom Morrow : [laughs] Much as I like you, Jethro, I would not shoot NCIS in the *head*.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [shakes his head]
Tom Morrow : He's your problem now, Director.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And if Ziva leads me to Ari?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Shadow, but call me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So you can bring him in?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, so I can bring him in...
[to himself]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : to autopsy.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nice? I don't want nice. He's not Gibbs if he's nice.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wait! You won't call a boat a she; but it's sister agencies?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I'm a schizoid-libber, comes from working with chauvinist like you.