Photos
Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee said you were looking for me. Actually he said I was under house arrest. I figured it was your way of making a point.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do I have to tell you the name of the creek you're up without a paddle? Or how deep it is?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : About up to my knees?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ah, so you're familiar with this creek?
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Tony : Well, what's wrong, other than the Hamas guy?
Gibbs : The Hamas guy! You know: the terrorist, the bastard, the ass! We call him everything but his name. You know why that is?
Tony : Because we don't know his name?
Gibbs : Because you're not working a hot case. I want his name! I want it *today!* And don't tell me it's Moby Dick!
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Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony, I'm worried about him.
Tony DiNozzo : Gibbs? That's like worrying about Jim Bowie in a knife fight.
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Bowie was killed at the Alamo.
Tony DiNozzo : I know. I saw the movie.
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony. He's fixated on that terrorist.
Tony DiNozzo : Not fixated; determined. Like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive. Like the Duke in The Searchers. Mel Gibson in Payback.
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You ever read a book?
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DiNozzo : I'm sorry I took a long lunch, Boss, but I was working a hot case.
Gibbs : What's a hot case to you, DiNozzo? Shadowing a tight ass?
DiNozzo : That's not fair, Boss.
Gibbs : War is not fair! And we are at war. Until I dismiss you, which could be any moment now, you will fight that war 24/7. That includes eating, sleeping, taking a crap. Got that?
DiNozzo : Yes, Boss. Can I say something?
Gibbs : Only if it has something to do with that bastard I'm after!
DiNozzo : It does.
Gibbs : Then speak!
DiNozzo : Boss... You've really gotta see Moby Dick.
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[Tony is "in love," again]
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What's this one's name?
Tony DiNozzo : She's Swedish.
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You don't know her name. How can you be in love with someone and not... I forgot. It's you we're talking about.