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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never had a cold.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Never had a *cold*?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never had the flu, either.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why do I believe him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey Kate, did you tell Brad about that wet t-shirt contest you won?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Did you tell Nurse Emma about the transsexual you tongued?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That never happened.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee, Kate's never been sake bombing.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, I don't think I have, either.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I work with a pair of wankers.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] And you make three, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Morning, boss.
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[in the isolation chamber]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [coughing] Why are you wearing a mask?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because I have a cold.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why aren't you sick?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because I'm stronger than you, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are not.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Am too.
[He starts hacking]
Lt. Emma Ingham : Tony, sit up.
Dr. Brad Pitt : Kate, you should leave.
[as soon as she's outside the isolation chamber, Kate bursts into tears]
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Oh, God...
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [hugs her] You were brave to stay with him, Kate.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : He's dying, Ducky.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [walking past them] Ah, the hell he is.
[Gibbs enters the isolation chamber without a mask]
Dr. Brad Pitt : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell are you?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : His boss. The bug had a suicide chain, it's dead. Been dead for over an hour. He's no longer infectious.
[goes to Tony's bed and whispers]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, listen to me. You listening?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [weakly] I'm listening, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You will not die. You got that?
[Tony starts closing his eyes. Gibbs gives him a gentle slap on the head, and Tony opens his eyes again]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I said: You. Will. Not. Die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I gotcha, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Honey dust. I give it to girls... women, sorry Kate. I give it to women Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You don't use the whole chicken?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Never heard of honey dust.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah, that's 'cause your mother raised you to respect women, McGee.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It makes a woman's skin feel silky smooth. When kissed, it tastes like honey. Got a box of honey dust last Christmas. No card.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think the post office screwed up, boss. Someone else got your bottle of Jack.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know why I feel like Travolta?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I feel a movie coming on.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : 'The Boy in the Plastic Bubble'. Travolta plays this boy born with immune defiency. This is before AIDS. He lives in this giant plastic bubble.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony, Tony, please.
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Lt. Emma Ingham : Take any bed you want, you guys.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thank you, Nurse Emma.
[Tony follows Kate to her bed]
Dr. Brad Pitt : But it's prudent to keep some separation in case one of you has been infected.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Thank you, Doctor.
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Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I am going to make your life hell.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How? You can't be worse than plague... maybe you can.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I recall a couple of plague flicks.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'm gonna tell Emma all of your dating tricks.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You have very healthy lungs, Emma.
Lt. Emma Ingham : Is he always like this?
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Unfortunately. Tony's humor has always been sexist, juvenile, raunchy...
Lt. Emma Ingham : Funny.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Using sunlamps, Brad?
Dr. Brad Pitt : UV, kills the bacteria in the air, although I can arrange for a sunlamp if you wish.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, not for me, it's for Kate.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, a little nude sunbathing might get rid of those tan lines.
Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Doctor, could you put him to sleep?