NCIS (TV Series)
Yankee White (2003)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Rule number one: never let suspects stay together. Rule number two: always wear gloves at a crime scene. Rule number three: don't believe what you're told. Double check.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [answering his cell phone] Hello?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We're in the clear. You can get out of the body bag.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I never thought I'd say this, but I'm not sure I want to.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why? You gotta search Commander Trapp's apartment tonight.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, Gibbs, come on. It's one a.m.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Agent Axelrod is trailing you to pick up the body bag when the FBI tosses it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's funny, Gibbs. Real funny. Especially since...
[sounds of Tony's groans of pain]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [closing his phone] I guess they found him.
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NCIS Director Tom Morrow : Did you really have to slam the door on the FBI?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : There were more of them than us.
NCIS Director Tom Morrow : There's always more of them than us. What about this Secret Service agent? She willing to stand up to the FBI?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't know. She's got balls.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They've got to be after the president. What would killing the ball carrier give them?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Nothing. Another aide steps in.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [realizing] And another plane. This plane. They forced the president to fly his backup.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Well, security's exactly the same.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : But the plane isn't. And I'll bet security isn't either until the president's on board. Al-Qaeda has to have planted something on this plane.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Okay, it can't be a bomb. They would have detonated it by now.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You said the locks were different.
Agent Caitlin Todd : 29 has digital ones. This plane has keys.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Armory. The armory. They have keys to the armory. They copied the movie, they vetted a reporter.
Agent Caitlin Todd : No, that would take years.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So did setting up 9/11.
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Secret Service Agent William Baer : I'm going to be doing paperwork for a week.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah me too.
Secret Service Agent William Baer : Agent Todd told me about her and Major Kerry when she tendered her resignation.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Are you accepting?
Secret Service Agent William Baer : Of course she broke the rules.
[Holds out his hand to shake Gibbs' hand]
Secret Service Agent William Baer : Well thank you Special Agent Gibbs
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs smiles] No thank you.
[Gibbs runs to catch up with Kate]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I heard you quit Agent Todd.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Happy news gets around fast. Yes I resigned. It was the right thing to do.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yep, pull that crap at NCIS and I won't give you a chance to resign.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Is that a job offer?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : When's the president returning?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Uh, tomorrow, noon. I'm flying back tonight to rejoin the detail.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mind if I tag along?
[Kate rolls her eyes and smirks, considering]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smiles] Please?
Agent Caitlin Todd : You can. Your SIG-Sauer can't. We have a rule: no weapons on Air Force One unless you're Secret Service.
[Gibbs locks his sidearm in a drawer, and follows Kate to the elevator]
Abby Sciuto : Wow... Gibbs said "please."
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Agent Caitlin Todd : I can't give him Air Force One floor plans! They're top secret!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Come on. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did you enjoy playing my boss?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I did, rather.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : Look, don't dismiss me like that! Okay? I earned my jockstrap!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? Does it ever give that empty feeling?
Agent Caitlin Todd : What?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Your jockstrap.
Agent Caitlin Todd : No. Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : NCIS does not leak. These plans get out... you can shoot DiNozzo.
Agent Caitlin Todd : No, I think I'm destined to shoot you.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I do believe this is a dead Naval Officer.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Onboard Air Force One.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey! Cockpit's on the top deck.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I knew that.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : Why should you head the investigation?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You ever worked a crime scene, Agent Todd?
Agent Caitlin Todd : I am a Secret Service agent.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I thought not.